Religions of the World
This one is so old that it circled in the times of photocopy humor. I still got some laughs from it.
Religions of the World
| Religion | Slogan |
|---|---|
| Taoism | Shit Happens |
| Hinduism | This Shit Happened Before |
| Islam | If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage |
| Buddhism | If Shit Happens Is It Really Shit? |
| 7th Day Adventism | Shit Happens On Saturday |
| Protestantism | Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder |
| Catholicism | If Shit Happens, I Deserve It |
| Jehova's Witness | Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens" |
| Judaism | Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me? |
| Hare Krishna | Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Dong |
| Atheism | No Shit |
| T. V. Evangelism | Send More Shit |
| Rastafarianism | Let's Smoke This Shit |